Monday, August 11, 2008

Tiny Little Bitty Miz Scarlett

Tiny Little Bitty Miz Scarlett heard that Russia has invaded Georgia. She is quite worried about Atlanta. Her family has not forgotten what happened last time. If you have any information, leave word at the train station.
Tiny Little bitty Miz Scarlett. "Very big on gracious Southern Hospitality."
Miz Scarlett, a very small flower of the south, comes from a long line of the Tiny Little Bitty Family that traces their line back to before The War for Southern Independence. Why youall, know what Faulkner said about the South, "The past is never dead. It's not even past."

Miz Scarlett is ready to bring her style of gracious living to your home. And as a true daughter of the South you can be sure she would never comment on any unpleasantness.

If Miz Scalett has a tiny little fainting spell. Please put in her Beta copy of "Gone With The Wind" that has been handed down from one generation to the next. A good dose of Rhett Butler never fails to bring her around.

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